A Sexual Princess
"You're a walking stupid. You're a tornado of dumb."
-- Geoff, RT Life: Tickle and Topple
April 23rdvia and source with 256,182 notes

ryan "the guy" haywood

April 23rdvia and source with 8,334 notes

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

April 23rdvia and source with 98,235 notes

eliestarr:

A system update is available for your life. Do you want to apply the update right now?”

April 22ndvia and source with 3,958 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

April 22ndvia and source with 40,285 notes

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

April 22ndvia and source with 79,141 notes

dokuntsooisnowat961003:

if you’re still saying the word “engrish” in 2014, i’ am blocking and reporting your ass.

April 22ndvia and with 279 notes
April 22ndvia and source with 217,429 notes

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

April 22ndvia and source with 42,645 notes

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

April 22ndvia and source with 22,944 notes
Well I wish the best for you —Anonymous

Thank you so much
This will be a much-needed break

April 21st — and with 0 notes
Why are you taking a year off? —Anonymous

Financially, it’s really tough on my family (shocker).
Personally, I’m miserable here. I love arcadia and the classes and the people but i’m not happy. I wanted to stop taking classes that had little to do with anything the workforce.
I was basically setting myself up for a career in academia which is not what I want. I want to travel and help not do studies about them.
It’s been a really rough semester here but i’ve made my decision and I think it’ll help clear my head and help me figure out what I want to do with my life.

April 21st — and with 2 notes

So I’m officially taking a year off from school
I told all my friends
and they’re the most supportive people in the world

simsgonewrong:

Oh? You want to use the bathroom?

YOU’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH A MAZE MUA HAHA

April 21stvia and with 2,752 notes

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry
April 21stvia and source with 25,800 notes






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