being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
and women love “nice guys” when accompanied by a six pack. Women are biologically WAY more shallow than men.
what the fuck is this
The evolution of the Pokémon logo.
North America doesn’t even care just come get your Pokemon you piece of shit
Yes, I am that capitalist Marx warned you about.
have you even read marx?
"And in a hundred and fifty years, some nerd named berserkerjerk is gonna make a weak assed post calling himself a capitalist, and anyways thats an example of false class consciousness. What a dweeb, am I right?"
—Karl Marx, Das Kapital volume 3
Dang, I knew i should have finished Vol. 3
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
Matt Bors is seriously the best political cartoonist ever.
Somebody please take my tablet away from me…
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight