My name is Casey.
My hobbies include video games, Achievement Hunter videos, having innapropriate sexual attractions to hot dads and disappointing my mother.

(Source: gotham-pretty)

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe)

Anonymous asked:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

sirseamusohpkc:

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

#so can i bop a dick#just fuckin slap it in the middle of a handy

sirseamusohpkc:

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

(Source: memewhore)

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

(Source: lohan)

*insert long and ranty post here*

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(Source: beyhova)

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

why is it that i only take selfies when i start drinking

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

throh:

homealonethree:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

Sherlockians… Do not let this person stand… Pewders… Dont let this person spread lies… Minecraft Nation… Execute them…

embarassing

Titan