When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
nice try mom
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …
*insert long and ranty post here*
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
why is it that i only take selfies when i start drinking
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of
Sherlockians… Do not let this person stand… Pewders… Dont let this person spread lies… Minecraft Nation… Execute them…